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You Can Win a Christmas Breakfast with Donald Trump

You Can Win a Christmas Breakfast with Donald Trump


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Hopefuls can enter to win on the president’s official fundraising website

Do you want to eat breakfast with Donald Trump? Well, now you can. On November 12, the Republican National Committee announced a contest that would allow one “lucky” winner to partake in a Christmas-themed breakfast with the president in New York City on December 2. The grand prize also includes free transportation, hotel, and a photo with 45 — all valued at $3,000.

A link provided by the GOP’s verified Twitter account brings you to a fundraising page for donaldjtrump.com. It invites participants to donate anywhere from $3 and up to enter the contest. But in the fine print, there’s a link to enter the raffle for free. American citizens and “green card holders” over 18-years-old can enter to win from now through November 27.

But to many, this sounds like a meal that’d turn their stomachs. Tons of replies to the GOP tweet look as if they belong to the world’s worst game of “would your rather.”

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” @TopRopeTravis wrote.

“I’d rather have a root canal … on every tooth in my mouth,” @PatsSoxFran said, to which @barbramon1 replied, “Without Novocain.”

“I’d rather chew on aluminum foil in a pool full of crocodiles,” @chepaitis wrote.

“I would rather eat chards of broken pottery,” @watt_laura said.

One user, @BarneyKlein19, went out quite the rant. He claims he would rather “eat tacos filled with armpit hair ad used baby wipes,” or “a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo Pads.”

Others are jumping at the chance to dine with the Don. @TaraMon38740381 tweeted, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.”

@jynexed32 kept it short and sweet. He wrote, “Would be awesome.”

At this time, it’s unclear where the festive breakfast will take place or what will be on the menu. We speculate it could be bacon and eggs or cornflakes with virgin bloody marys — all notable items in the complete guide the Donald Trump’s favorite foods.


THE SHINBONE STAR

With Trump as your breakfast partner, what could go wrong?

Contest: Want to have breakfast with The Donald on December 2?

Who doesn’t? A lot of people, apparently.

The Republican National Committee announced last week that your dream of breaking bread or cutting into a overcooked piece of Trump beef — slathered with catsup, and maybe with eggs or bagels on the side — can come true, and you’ll be doing all that with The Donald right by your side!

The offer ends Nov. 27, so you’d best hurry!

The breakfast extravaganza is being ballyhooed as a “Holiday in Manhattan Breakfast.” To enter, just visit the “Trump Make America Great Again Committee,” a joint fund-raising committee linking the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee. Make a contribution of $35 to $2,700 (suggested donation amounts) or more. Just let your conscience guide you on the amount. OR, check the fine print for a link to another page where entry is FREE.

The contest is valued as a $3,000 sweet-art of a deal. (Art of a Deal. Get it?)

You get free transportation, hotel room and a photo with The Donald, hopefully before the meal. You wouldn’t want to have a green-around-the-gills pallor. Nothing is mentioned about heartburn meds being provided, so tuck some antacids in your pocket or purse.

Yes, we can hear your hooting and so has Twitter.

Seems some Americans are less than impressed with sharing time with The Donald.

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” wrote Travis.

“I’d rather have a root canal . . . on every tooth in my mouth,” mused Pat.

“Without Novocaine,” added Barbara.

Blarney62 says, “I’d rather eat a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo pads. I’d rather eat tacos filled with armpit hair and used baby wipes.”

JayDownUnder, muses, ”I cannot imagine a worse way to spend Christmas than to have to watch that sociopath eat. Can you imagine? Scarfing down a McMuffin or a burnt steak drenched in ketchup. Blech!”

Ron, writes, “I hope Hilary wins, they would have so much fun. She could bring him a world map to study.”

Tara gushes, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.” Sorry, just one can bask in The Donald’s golden warmth.

“Maybe some lucky Green card holder from Mexico or a Muslim will win. Wouldn’t that be awesome,” wrote Rupert.

Well, you get the gist of Twit reactions.

If the RNC or TMAGAC has been monitoring the mocking traffic, they’ve been below the radar. Apparently Twitter-fingered Donald hasn’t cared to peruse the web either.

Maybe it’s a Christmas surprise makeup package from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.


THE SHINBONE STAR

With Trump as your breakfast partner, what could go wrong?

Contest: Want to have breakfast with The Donald on December 2?

Who doesn’t? A lot of people, apparently.

The Republican National Committee announced last week that your dream of breaking bread or cutting into a overcooked piece of Trump beef — slathered with catsup, and maybe with eggs or bagels on the side — can come true, and you’ll be doing all that with The Donald right by your side!

The offer ends Nov. 27, so you’d best hurry!

The breakfast extravaganza is being ballyhooed as a “Holiday in Manhattan Breakfast.” To enter, just visit the “Trump Make America Great Again Committee,” a joint fund-raising committee linking the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee. Make a contribution of $35 to $2,700 (suggested donation amounts) or more. Just let your conscience guide you on the amount. OR, check the fine print for a link to another page where entry is FREE.

The contest is valued as a $3,000 sweet-art of a deal. (Art of a Deal. Get it?)

You get free transportation, hotel room and a photo with The Donald, hopefully before the meal. You wouldn’t want to have a green-around-the-gills pallor. Nothing is mentioned about heartburn meds being provided, so tuck some antacids in your pocket or purse.

Yes, we can hear your hooting and so has Twitter.

Seems some Americans are less than impressed with sharing time with The Donald.

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” wrote Travis.

“I’d rather have a root canal . . . on every tooth in my mouth,” mused Pat.

“Without Novocaine,” added Barbara.

Blarney62 says, “I’d rather eat a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo pads. I’d rather eat tacos filled with armpit hair and used baby wipes.”

JayDownUnder, muses, ”I cannot imagine a worse way to spend Christmas than to have to watch that sociopath eat. Can you imagine? Scarfing down a McMuffin or a burnt steak drenched in ketchup. Blech!”

Ron, writes, “I hope Hilary wins, they would have so much fun. She could bring him a world map to study.”

Tara gushes, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.” Sorry, just one can bask in The Donald’s golden warmth.

“Maybe some lucky Green card holder from Mexico or a Muslim will win. Wouldn’t that be awesome,” wrote Rupert.

Well, you get the gist of Twit reactions.

If the RNC or TMAGAC has been monitoring the mocking traffic, they’ve been below the radar. Apparently Twitter-fingered Donald hasn’t cared to peruse the web either.

Maybe it’s a Christmas surprise makeup package from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.


THE SHINBONE STAR

With Trump as your breakfast partner, what could go wrong?

Contest: Want to have breakfast with The Donald on December 2?

Who doesn’t? A lot of people, apparently.

The Republican National Committee announced last week that your dream of breaking bread or cutting into a overcooked piece of Trump beef — slathered with catsup, and maybe with eggs or bagels on the side — can come true, and you’ll be doing all that with The Donald right by your side!

The offer ends Nov. 27, so you’d best hurry!

The breakfast extravaganza is being ballyhooed as a “Holiday in Manhattan Breakfast.” To enter, just visit the “Trump Make America Great Again Committee,” a joint fund-raising committee linking the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee. Make a contribution of $35 to $2,700 (suggested donation amounts) or more. Just let your conscience guide you on the amount. OR, check the fine print for a link to another page where entry is FREE.

The contest is valued as a $3,000 sweet-art of a deal. (Art of a Deal. Get it?)

You get free transportation, hotel room and a photo with The Donald, hopefully before the meal. You wouldn’t want to have a green-around-the-gills pallor. Nothing is mentioned about heartburn meds being provided, so tuck some antacids in your pocket or purse.

Yes, we can hear your hooting and so has Twitter.

Seems some Americans are less than impressed with sharing time with The Donald.

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” wrote Travis.

“I’d rather have a root canal . . . on every tooth in my mouth,” mused Pat.

“Without Novocaine,” added Barbara.

Blarney62 says, “I’d rather eat a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo pads. I’d rather eat tacos filled with armpit hair and used baby wipes.”

JayDownUnder, muses, ”I cannot imagine a worse way to spend Christmas than to have to watch that sociopath eat. Can you imagine? Scarfing down a McMuffin or a burnt steak drenched in ketchup. Blech!”

Ron, writes, “I hope Hilary wins, they would have so much fun. She could bring him a world map to study.”

Tara gushes, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.” Sorry, just one can bask in The Donald’s golden warmth.

“Maybe some lucky Green card holder from Mexico or a Muslim will win. Wouldn’t that be awesome,” wrote Rupert.

Well, you get the gist of Twit reactions.

If the RNC or TMAGAC has been monitoring the mocking traffic, they’ve been below the radar. Apparently Twitter-fingered Donald hasn’t cared to peruse the web either.

Maybe it’s a Christmas surprise makeup package from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.


THE SHINBONE STAR

With Trump as your breakfast partner, what could go wrong?

Contest: Want to have breakfast with The Donald on December 2?

Who doesn’t? A lot of people, apparently.

The Republican National Committee announced last week that your dream of breaking bread or cutting into a overcooked piece of Trump beef — slathered with catsup, and maybe with eggs or bagels on the side — can come true, and you’ll be doing all that with The Donald right by your side!

The offer ends Nov. 27, so you’d best hurry!

The breakfast extravaganza is being ballyhooed as a “Holiday in Manhattan Breakfast.” To enter, just visit the “Trump Make America Great Again Committee,” a joint fund-raising committee linking the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee. Make a contribution of $35 to $2,700 (suggested donation amounts) or more. Just let your conscience guide you on the amount. OR, check the fine print for a link to another page where entry is FREE.

The contest is valued as a $3,000 sweet-art of a deal. (Art of a Deal. Get it?)

You get free transportation, hotel room and a photo with The Donald, hopefully before the meal. You wouldn’t want to have a green-around-the-gills pallor. Nothing is mentioned about heartburn meds being provided, so tuck some antacids in your pocket or purse.

Yes, we can hear your hooting and so has Twitter.

Seems some Americans are less than impressed with sharing time with The Donald.

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” wrote Travis.

“I’d rather have a root canal . . . on every tooth in my mouth,” mused Pat.

“Without Novocaine,” added Barbara.

Blarney62 says, “I’d rather eat a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo pads. I’d rather eat tacos filled with armpit hair and used baby wipes.”

JayDownUnder, muses, ”I cannot imagine a worse way to spend Christmas than to have to watch that sociopath eat. Can you imagine? Scarfing down a McMuffin or a burnt steak drenched in ketchup. Blech!”

Ron, writes, “I hope Hilary wins, they would have so much fun. She could bring him a world map to study.”

Tara gushes, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.” Sorry, just one can bask in The Donald’s golden warmth.

“Maybe some lucky Green card holder from Mexico or a Muslim will win. Wouldn’t that be awesome,” wrote Rupert.

Well, you get the gist of Twit reactions.

If the RNC or TMAGAC has been monitoring the mocking traffic, they’ve been below the radar. Apparently Twitter-fingered Donald hasn’t cared to peruse the web either.

Maybe it’s a Christmas surprise makeup package from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.


THE SHINBONE STAR

With Trump as your breakfast partner, what could go wrong?

Contest: Want to have breakfast with The Donald on December 2?

Who doesn’t? A lot of people, apparently.

The Republican National Committee announced last week that your dream of breaking bread or cutting into a overcooked piece of Trump beef — slathered with catsup, and maybe with eggs or bagels on the side — can come true, and you’ll be doing all that with The Donald right by your side!

The offer ends Nov. 27, so you’d best hurry!

The breakfast extravaganza is being ballyhooed as a “Holiday in Manhattan Breakfast.” To enter, just visit the “Trump Make America Great Again Committee,” a joint fund-raising committee linking the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee. Make a contribution of $35 to $2,700 (suggested donation amounts) or more. Just let your conscience guide you on the amount. OR, check the fine print for a link to another page where entry is FREE.

The contest is valued as a $3,000 sweet-art of a deal. (Art of a Deal. Get it?)

You get free transportation, hotel room and a photo with The Donald, hopefully before the meal. You wouldn’t want to have a green-around-the-gills pallor. Nothing is mentioned about heartburn meds being provided, so tuck some antacids in your pocket or purse.

Yes, we can hear your hooting and so has Twitter.

Seems some Americans are less than impressed with sharing time with The Donald.

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” wrote Travis.

“I’d rather have a root canal . . . on every tooth in my mouth,” mused Pat.

“Without Novocaine,” added Barbara.

Blarney62 says, “I’d rather eat a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo pads. I’d rather eat tacos filled with armpit hair and used baby wipes.”

JayDownUnder, muses, ”I cannot imagine a worse way to spend Christmas than to have to watch that sociopath eat. Can you imagine? Scarfing down a McMuffin or a burnt steak drenched in ketchup. Blech!”

Ron, writes, “I hope Hilary wins, they would have so much fun. She could bring him a world map to study.”

Tara gushes, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.” Sorry, just one can bask in The Donald’s golden warmth.

“Maybe some lucky Green card holder from Mexico or a Muslim will win. Wouldn’t that be awesome,” wrote Rupert.

Well, you get the gist of Twit reactions.

If the RNC or TMAGAC has been monitoring the mocking traffic, they’ve been below the radar. Apparently Twitter-fingered Donald hasn’t cared to peruse the web either.

Maybe it’s a Christmas surprise makeup package from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.


THE SHINBONE STAR

With Trump as your breakfast partner, what could go wrong?

Contest: Want to have breakfast with The Donald on December 2?

Who doesn’t? A lot of people, apparently.

The Republican National Committee announced last week that your dream of breaking bread or cutting into a overcooked piece of Trump beef — slathered with catsup, and maybe with eggs or bagels on the side — can come true, and you’ll be doing all that with The Donald right by your side!

The offer ends Nov. 27, so you’d best hurry!

The breakfast extravaganza is being ballyhooed as a “Holiday in Manhattan Breakfast.” To enter, just visit the “Trump Make America Great Again Committee,” a joint fund-raising committee linking the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee. Make a contribution of $35 to $2,700 (suggested donation amounts) or more. Just let your conscience guide you on the amount. OR, check the fine print for a link to another page where entry is FREE.

The contest is valued as a $3,000 sweet-art of a deal. (Art of a Deal. Get it?)

You get free transportation, hotel room and a photo with The Donald, hopefully before the meal. You wouldn’t want to have a green-around-the-gills pallor. Nothing is mentioned about heartburn meds being provided, so tuck some antacids in your pocket or purse.

Yes, we can hear your hooting and so has Twitter.

Seems some Americans are less than impressed with sharing time with The Donald.

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” wrote Travis.

“I’d rather have a root canal . . . on every tooth in my mouth,” mused Pat.

“Without Novocaine,” added Barbara.

Blarney62 says, “I’d rather eat a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo pads. I’d rather eat tacos filled with armpit hair and used baby wipes.”

JayDownUnder, muses, ”I cannot imagine a worse way to spend Christmas than to have to watch that sociopath eat. Can you imagine? Scarfing down a McMuffin or a burnt steak drenched in ketchup. Blech!”

Ron, writes, “I hope Hilary wins, they would have so much fun. She could bring him a world map to study.”

Tara gushes, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.” Sorry, just one can bask in The Donald’s golden warmth.

“Maybe some lucky Green card holder from Mexico or a Muslim will win. Wouldn’t that be awesome,” wrote Rupert.

Well, you get the gist of Twit reactions.

If the RNC or TMAGAC has been monitoring the mocking traffic, they’ve been below the radar. Apparently Twitter-fingered Donald hasn’t cared to peruse the web either.

Maybe it’s a Christmas surprise makeup package from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.


THE SHINBONE STAR

With Trump as your breakfast partner, what could go wrong?

Contest: Want to have breakfast with The Donald on December 2?

Who doesn’t? A lot of people, apparently.

The Republican National Committee announced last week that your dream of breaking bread or cutting into a overcooked piece of Trump beef — slathered with catsup, and maybe with eggs or bagels on the side — can come true, and you’ll be doing all that with The Donald right by your side!

The offer ends Nov. 27, so you’d best hurry!

The breakfast extravaganza is being ballyhooed as a “Holiday in Manhattan Breakfast.” To enter, just visit the “Trump Make America Great Again Committee,” a joint fund-raising committee linking the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee. Make a contribution of $35 to $2,700 (suggested donation amounts) or more. Just let your conscience guide you on the amount. OR, check the fine print for a link to another page where entry is FREE.

The contest is valued as a $3,000 sweet-art of a deal. (Art of a Deal. Get it?)

You get free transportation, hotel room and a photo with The Donald, hopefully before the meal. You wouldn’t want to have a green-around-the-gills pallor. Nothing is mentioned about heartburn meds being provided, so tuck some antacids in your pocket or purse.

Yes, we can hear your hooting and so has Twitter.

Seems some Americans are less than impressed with sharing time with The Donald.

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” wrote Travis.

“I’d rather have a root canal . . . on every tooth in my mouth,” mused Pat.

“Without Novocaine,” added Barbara.

Blarney62 says, “I’d rather eat a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo pads. I’d rather eat tacos filled with armpit hair and used baby wipes.”

JayDownUnder, muses, ”I cannot imagine a worse way to spend Christmas than to have to watch that sociopath eat. Can you imagine? Scarfing down a McMuffin or a burnt steak drenched in ketchup. Blech!”

Ron, writes, “I hope Hilary wins, they would have so much fun. She could bring him a world map to study.”

Tara gushes, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.” Sorry, just one can bask in The Donald’s golden warmth.

“Maybe some lucky Green card holder from Mexico or a Muslim will win. Wouldn’t that be awesome,” wrote Rupert.

Well, you get the gist of Twit reactions.

If the RNC or TMAGAC has been monitoring the mocking traffic, they’ve been below the radar. Apparently Twitter-fingered Donald hasn’t cared to peruse the web either.

Maybe it’s a Christmas surprise makeup package from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.


THE SHINBONE STAR

With Trump as your breakfast partner, what could go wrong?

Contest: Want to have breakfast with The Donald on December 2?

Who doesn’t? A lot of people, apparently.

The Republican National Committee announced last week that your dream of breaking bread or cutting into a overcooked piece of Trump beef — slathered with catsup, and maybe with eggs or bagels on the side — can come true, and you’ll be doing all that with The Donald right by your side!

The offer ends Nov. 27, so you’d best hurry!

The breakfast extravaganza is being ballyhooed as a “Holiday in Manhattan Breakfast.” To enter, just visit the “Trump Make America Great Again Committee,” a joint fund-raising committee linking the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee. Make a contribution of $35 to $2,700 (suggested donation amounts) or more. Just let your conscience guide you on the amount. OR, check the fine print for a link to another page where entry is FREE.

The contest is valued as a $3,000 sweet-art of a deal. (Art of a Deal. Get it?)

You get free transportation, hotel room and a photo with The Donald, hopefully before the meal. You wouldn’t want to have a green-around-the-gills pallor. Nothing is mentioned about heartburn meds being provided, so tuck some antacids in your pocket or purse.

Yes, we can hear your hooting and so has Twitter.

Seems some Americans are less than impressed with sharing time with The Donald.

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” wrote Travis.

“I’d rather have a root canal . . . on every tooth in my mouth,” mused Pat.

“Without Novocaine,” added Barbara.

Blarney62 says, “I’d rather eat a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo pads. I’d rather eat tacos filled with armpit hair and used baby wipes.”

JayDownUnder, muses, ”I cannot imagine a worse way to spend Christmas than to have to watch that sociopath eat. Can you imagine? Scarfing down a McMuffin or a burnt steak drenched in ketchup. Blech!”

Ron, writes, “I hope Hilary wins, they would have so much fun. She could bring him a world map to study.”

Tara gushes, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.” Sorry, just one can bask in The Donald’s golden warmth.

“Maybe some lucky Green card holder from Mexico or a Muslim will win. Wouldn’t that be awesome,” wrote Rupert.

Well, you get the gist of Twit reactions.

If the RNC or TMAGAC has been monitoring the mocking traffic, they’ve been below the radar. Apparently Twitter-fingered Donald hasn’t cared to peruse the web either.

Maybe it’s a Christmas surprise makeup package from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.


THE SHINBONE STAR

With Trump as your breakfast partner, what could go wrong?

Contest: Want to have breakfast with The Donald on December 2?

Who doesn’t? A lot of people, apparently.

The Republican National Committee announced last week that your dream of breaking bread or cutting into a overcooked piece of Trump beef — slathered with catsup, and maybe with eggs or bagels on the side — can come true, and you’ll be doing all that with The Donald right by your side!

The offer ends Nov. 27, so you’d best hurry!

The breakfast extravaganza is being ballyhooed as a “Holiday in Manhattan Breakfast.” To enter, just visit the “Trump Make America Great Again Committee,” a joint fund-raising committee linking the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee. Make a contribution of $35 to $2,700 (suggested donation amounts) or more. Just let your conscience guide you on the amount. OR, check the fine print for a link to another page where entry is FREE.

The contest is valued as a $3,000 sweet-art of a deal. (Art of a Deal. Get it?)

You get free transportation, hotel room and a photo with The Donald, hopefully before the meal. You wouldn’t want to have a green-around-the-gills pallor. Nothing is mentioned about heartburn meds being provided, so tuck some antacids in your pocket or purse.

Yes, we can hear your hooting and so has Twitter.

Seems some Americans are less than impressed with sharing time with The Donald.

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” wrote Travis.

“I’d rather have a root canal . . . on every tooth in my mouth,” mused Pat.

“Without Novocaine,” added Barbara.

Blarney62 says, “I’d rather eat a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo pads. I’d rather eat tacos filled with armpit hair and used baby wipes.”

JayDownUnder, muses, ”I cannot imagine a worse way to spend Christmas than to have to watch that sociopath eat. Can you imagine? Scarfing down a McMuffin or a burnt steak drenched in ketchup. Blech!”

Ron, writes, “I hope Hilary wins, they would have so much fun. She could bring him a world map to study.”

Tara gushes, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.” Sorry, just one can bask in The Donald’s golden warmth.

“Maybe some lucky Green card holder from Mexico or a Muslim will win. Wouldn’t that be awesome,” wrote Rupert.

Well, you get the gist of Twit reactions.

If the RNC or TMAGAC has been monitoring the mocking traffic, they’ve been below the radar. Apparently Twitter-fingered Donald hasn’t cared to peruse the web either.

Maybe it’s a Christmas surprise makeup package from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.


THE SHINBONE STAR

With Trump as your breakfast partner, what could go wrong?

Contest: Want to have breakfast with The Donald on December 2?

Who doesn’t? A lot of people, apparently.

The Republican National Committee announced last week that your dream of breaking bread or cutting into a overcooked piece of Trump beef — slathered with catsup, and maybe with eggs or bagels on the side — can come true, and you’ll be doing all that with The Donald right by your side!

The offer ends Nov. 27, so you’d best hurry!

The breakfast extravaganza is being ballyhooed as a “Holiday in Manhattan Breakfast.” To enter, just visit the “Trump Make America Great Again Committee,” a joint fund-raising committee linking the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee. Make a contribution of $35 to $2,700 (suggested donation amounts) or more. Just let your conscience guide you on the amount. OR, check the fine print for a link to another page where entry is FREE.

The contest is valued as a $3,000 sweet-art of a deal. (Art of a Deal. Get it?)

You get free transportation, hotel room and a photo with The Donald, hopefully before the meal. You wouldn’t want to have a green-around-the-gills pallor. Nothing is mentioned about heartburn meds being provided, so tuck some antacids in your pocket or purse.

Yes, we can hear your hooting and so has Twitter.

Seems some Americans are less than impressed with sharing time with The Donald.

“I’d rather walk across a mile of Legos barefoot,” wrote Travis.

“I’d rather have a root canal . . . on every tooth in my mouth,” mused Pat.

“Without Novocaine,” added Barbara.

Blarney62 says, “I’d rather eat a pizza topped with thumbtacks and shredded Brillo pads. I’d rather eat tacos filled with armpit hair and used baby wipes.”

JayDownUnder, muses, ”I cannot imagine a worse way to spend Christmas than to have to watch that sociopath eat. Can you imagine? Scarfing down a McMuffin or a burnt steak drenched in ketchup. Blech!”

Ron, writes, “I hope Hilary wins, they would have so much fun. She could bring him a world map to study.”

Tara gushes, “I would love for myself and my husband and daughter to have breakfast with President Donald Trump. He has been a Godsend to my family.” Sorry, just one can bask in The Donald’s golden warmth.

“Maybe some lucky Green card holder from Mexico or a Muslim will win. Wouldn’t that be awesome,” wrote Rupert.

Well, you get the gist of Twit reactions.

If the RNC or TMAGAC has been monitoring the mocking traffic, they’ve been below the radar. Apparently Twitter-fingered Donald hasn’t cared to peruse the web either.

Maybe it’s a Christmas surprise makeup package from Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.


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